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34. An embarrassing moment-
UHHH every day of my life.
But specifically… hm…. I can’t think of much that’s actually very entertaining. More recently while I was chasing Cargo around the yard (and we had a bunch of people over) I tripped on a tie out stake(that we never used) we had for Cargo that had been completely covered in grass, managed to run easily 3-4 meters before actually falling flat on my fucking face.

37. 3 Habits I have:
Nail biting. Smoking. Talking to animals.

46. A photo of myself

The only one I could find thats recent and that I haven’t already posted here.

EEEEE BEST ASSISTANT MOM
hahaha except when she sits on the kitty
then I think shes taking the baby-sitting position a little too literally

notch9:

I’m posting this because sooner or later some idiot will call me a bastard for killing an animal ( previous post), so to that person I say this, this animal will put food in my belly and the shell will be made into a food safe bowl ( which you couldn’t figure out how to do if your life depended on it ) and yes even the claws will be used. Meat does not come from a grocery store it’s just sold there ( it’s ok take a breath you aren’t the only idiot that thinks that)

mountainstwin: 50. [I asked Darcy this not long ago haha] What song would you strip to? [either private one on one, or for an audience it doesn't matter].

HA! She rides by Danzig. Im pretty sure I said that the first time I listened to that song.
Or Gloria Lewis by Kyuss.

Felix wont be home tonight.
Soooooooo any takers?

Felix wont be home tonight.

Soooooooo any takers?

(Source: 2amcalls)

Lol Cargo is the best

When the kitty is doing something he shouldn’t be and I’m making that ‘PSHT” noise at him to fuck off, he only listens to me sometimes, but EVERY time I make that noise Cargo comes running to shoo him away from whatever he is doing and that is awesome because I never have to actually get off my ass

levels of love

weteevee:

1. ily
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

(Source: flygoing)

when Cargo randomly walks up to me and gives me kisses

"thank you im honoured"

*join LGD group on facebook*

*check out one of the first posts*

"My CAS attacked my best goat! What do I do?!"

*everyone suggests pinning it to the ground, screaming in its face, killing it*

"Yes when I find her I think I will have to go with lead poisoning sorry not sorry"

????????????????????????????????????????????????
What the ever loving fuck?

mrrobotico:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

colorsofsocialjustice:

This is Rebecca Brink’s response to Women Again Feminism. 

This is not smart, funny, cute, or make you a supporter of women. Many anti-feminists are rape and sexual assault survivors. Telling them they don’t know what it’s like or saying they don’t care about rape victims is a huge f-you to them. Telling non-feminist women they deserve to be raped and sexually harassed or say their abuse drove them not to support feminism is an even bigger f-you. You know the real reason why people distrust feminists? Because extremists like this only care about the inner circle. These people claim to fight against misogyny, but become ironically misogynistic to women with different opinions. If you don’t agree with Women Against Feminism, fine, that’s your right. But this crosses the line. It’s no excuse to act this way. It’s disgusting and immature and no dictionary or “that’s not real feminism” isn’t going to change that. People are praising this and calling these women heroes for being gross and patronizing to non-feminist women and it’s not funny. 

-Indigo (who’s disappointed) 

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Make sure your “No” to “Yes” ratio is appropriately balanced for your dog. Your dog should be hearing “No” a fraction of the times that he is hearing “Yes”. This percentage depends upon age. A young dog or new dog to you should only be hearing no once or twice a day for serious infractions. If you are using “No” more than that – it means they have too much freedom with which to get into trouble, or way too little exercise.

Rather than ruin your relationship, improve your management or exercise them more. A tired dog is a good dog.

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Monique Anstee (29 July 2014)
The Naughty Dogge (via prairiegsds)

Pretty much. I made that mistake with Cargo a lot in the beginning and found myself saying “no!” fucking constantly, which hurt our relationship and also made her take me a lot less seriously. I quickly learned ways to better manage her so that I wasn’t always pissed off at her and of course that changed everything for the better. I know better now.

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

ive always said that when the end is near im hanging out with the rednecks

hominishostilis:

archiemcphee:

We can’t stop staring at this indescribably awesome AT-ST cat tree. It was made by Roxy’s Dream, a small Douglassville, PA-based company that creates high quality custom pet furniture. Their kitties really appear to be getting into the villainous spirit of chicken walker operation. Pew pew!

Visit the Roxy’s Dream Facebook page for more photos of this spectacularly geeky cat tree as well as many of their other custom pet furniture creations.

[via theGrue.com]

I have desperate need of this.

yourdogisnotawolf:


Saw this on facebook. It looks like a husky to me, but there were no better pictures of it.

This is awful! From this picture alone, I’d say this dog is all husky.
^ Misrepresentation at its finest. Calling huskies and mixes only contributes to things like this and these are the stories I think of when people say “Oh, it doesn’t matter, why are you taking this so seriously?”. This is why.

yourdogisnotawolf:

Saw this on facebook. It looks like a husky to me, but there were no better pictures of it.

This is awful! From this picture alone, I’d say this dog is all husky.

^ Misrepresentation at its finest. Calling huskies and mixes only contributes to things like this and these are the stories I think of when people say “Oh, it doesn’t matter, why are you taking this so seriously?”. This is why.